New York, June 4th – Fox News today announced plans to televise a series of Presidential debates between Democrat candidate Chelsea Clinton and Republicans candidates Jenna and Barbara Bush – daughters of current President G.W. Bush.
The Fox debate plans come one week after the long anticipated announcement last week that all three women would be running for President in 2020.
Miss Clinton:
As my mother, Mr. Edwards, Mr. Obama and three dozen Republicans have shown, it is never too early to begin campaigning. My main goal will be to remove American troops from Iraq during my first full year in office – 2021.
Jenna Bush:
Unfortunately I am not yet old enough to run for President so I am targeting the 2020 election. I think that works for my twin sister, although I forget exactly how old she is.
Barbara Bush:
Jenna has agreed to let me be the Vice-President. As Uncle Dick has explained, this is where the real power lies.
Beginning Sunday Evening, following the Simpson’s, Fox will air weekly debates between the three ladies for the next 13 years.
Below, Bush twins fight over who gets to be the Vice President.
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Speaking of Chelsea Clinton:
There is bad news about her father.
It is opined that Bill Clinton committed racist hate crimes, and I am not free to say anything further about it.
Respectfully Submitted by Andrew Y. Wang, J.D. Candidate
B.S., Summa Cum Laude, 1996
Messiah College, Grantham, PA
Lower Merion High School, Ardmore, PA, 1993
(I can type 90 words per minute, and there are probably thousands of copies on the Internet indicating the content of this post. Moreover, there are innumerable copies in very many countries around the world.)
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“If only it were possible to ban invention that bottled up memories so they never got stale and faded.” Off the top of my head—it came from my Lower Merion High School yearbook.